Hockey Nights

A band called Nickleback is selling millions of records, right now. FYI.

KLAMBAKE exclusive!


Goodness, the goodness. We will rendezvous with Lady Cliona in early April. Can't get here soon enough.

Was in London again, when I travel, I travel with these knaves, pencil beard and banana phone:


Banana phone stayed in her room:


Nothing quite like flying home with a mile of black density 100 ft. above catering.

Jane Bug, spelunking in Dead Man's cove:

Mingling with her boy Blue:

Two seconds before jailbreak:

My favorite thing, after miladies, bacon and sportscenter:

Valentine's Day. Mom made Macaroni and cheese, meatloaf, homemade ketchup, creamed spinach and banana pudding ice cream. 4 for 4. Total genius. Sous chef, no naps, tolerated what she didn't taste, which was most of it:

While mom was cooking, someone was busy doing fractions and algebra three.




Feb. 15. King George holding court, 2 poops mildly behaved, Ambriel sets hair on fire, cameo Adam Devine.


Next post, total dialectics breakdown, best albums of the aughts.

Falcon Warbler.