About twenty pounds of hollah!

Just back from the doc, Jane at 19 lbs. 14 oz. 29" even. She took the shots hard this time, demanded a fun dip on arrival home. We thought she might even be bigger, but turns out that's just me shrinking her outfits in the wash.

US Soccer, btw, in the toilet. Action items:

- Sack all decision makers, bring in the Klins + Jens Jeremies
- Demote Beez to the MISL
- Audition all the U18's, those kids know better
- Give Vinnie Jones, Rod Stewart & Robbie Williams citizenship, STAT
- Eddie Pope, has at least 2-3 yellow cards left in him....
- Schedule Tampa G.B.'s and St. Mary's Lady Prep all stars for W.C. tune-ups
- Buy CONCACAF qualification from Central Americans
- Unretire Agoos, Cobi, Alexi, Eddie, Wynalda - start, then knee cap all as example
- $1000 per each un-shanked first touch

'barrassed the colors, 'barrassed the country.

Wrapping up the weekend action - a few from the tail end of CB and Mo's epic visit.

The Naked Chef:


My mom and dad arrived Monday, coming from a funeral / wedding / reunion, in time for birthday leftovers and some quality beers.

Check out these caballeros:


Gratuitous TVOTR sighting, at Five Leaves. Shameless, this one.


Claudia and PJ Chuggenstien, mugging.



Filming some kind of film in the hood. Makes parking insufferably awful. This one looks like a lifetime original.




And, JB's weekly advancements.




Coming soon - big list of important things we're thinking about thinking about.