Drinking for two is hard work. Especially around the holidays. As soon as 2008 arrives, the klam plans on adhering to a strict regimen of juice salad and wheatabix, lest we get bloaty.
In the meantime, we're carbing up for new years.
Mama's belly and my belly are roughly equal in size at this juncture. I tell folks I'm "pregnant with joy". This means I don't have to button my pants so long as I stay indoors. Though the American Apparel catalog just arrived, so we'll look to put in place counter measures immediately. As in sweat pants. If you monogram them, they aren't as tacky.
Merry Xmas everyone. We're firing this thing up New Year's - late night. Brace yourselves for a real Martinelli.
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